I Wonder

I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky, and all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.

Yes I wonder why izzit that when I blog every day, you don’t patronize my blog. Only when I whittled down the frequency, then you come and check me out more often. Why why why.

Remember I blogged about Cathay raising ticket prices.

True enough, barely two months later, Golden Village has decided to up the price too. Now even the biggest operator here has decided to join in the fun. What about Eng Wah and Shaw? They won’t be able to resist the temptation too, I’m sure. It’s just a matter of time. *sniggers*

Seduction to be part of the curriculum? I find that hard to believe lor. But two polytechnics have introduced Love and Sexuality as a module in a bid to rise Singapore’s flagging birth rate. How come last time when I was in uni, they don’t come up with such a tantalizing module har?

I would be the first to join lor. Now see lah, I’m lacking in the seduction department. No wonder the girls ain’t pouring in lah. (Otherwise I have to borrow Rihanna’s umbrella but that’s another problem.) I blame it on the creativity (or rather the lack) of people who came up with the courses last time.

Holding hands, kissing (my favourite), watching movies (GV and Cathay sure happy lah and bouncing their big bellies all the way to the bank) and moon-tanning are part of the dating game. I can’t for the life of me fathom what topics they would include in the Love and Sexuality module. Really very curious lor.

Perhaps I should go undercover to one of the polytechnics and have a taste of it myself. Quite fun being James Bond hor. No, I mean My name is Sor. Lor Sor.